Chrysler Imperial 1963

 the only automobile found guilty of murder !  the Chrysler  Imperial four-door hardtop

 Banned in all fifty states ~ in any and all regional  V-8 demolition derby's ~ OUTLAWED !

 the axle crushing front end capable of destroying GMC dreams ~ heinously fucking up Ford's future plans~ the behemoth~ the dreadnaught~

 look out ! look out !  i can see the school children scrambling as grandma can barely contain this road boat~ no ! this road freighter~ drifting across double yellows ~thru wet summer lawns

 the word imperial imprinted upon squirrels, cats, dogs, possums, racoons and pedestrian alike unsegregated mayhem death and vehicular manslaughter

 i could fall off of cliffs within your powdery blue disasters love

 now looky at that fantastic script font~ wow

 a cannon barrel pointed at all of us losers~ in flame~ dropped along the road side ruin~

 the nickel chrome majestic wing spread eagles scream~  MOPAR !!! or no car !

 look at all that trunk acreage !

Oh, and this is where i am moving~ Surprise honey ! it's a Mini Winni !

NE!L~

is there anything more bitch'n that a black 50's ford pick-up ? BLACK !

black and shinning with stock dog bowls

fat fenders flat windshield~ did i say black ?

love the narrow cab tall mirrors and lots of black

like goth/noir/westerns waiting to be written~ lived ~ stabbed /shot ~ exploded

Valiant Signet

 2 door hard top white and so simply perfect

i just wanna drive my grandma to the grocery store with her beside me~ screaming directions in my ear from across slide-y front bench seats~ in spanish ~ dressed in black ~ driving in chrome~

Cookie~

bluestar 1987 Vanagon in Orly blue

 if all of you mad crazed vanatics had seen this beauty driving around rummage sales on Saturday afternoons ~ you'd have professed lavish devotion and everlasting love

 and the driver was gorgeous too~ but look at all of this amazing 2 ND owner daily driver

 i wanted to buy yet another van ~ right there on the spot

 and a little moon roof ~ so adorable ~

 love it

 love it

love it~

you'll have to face it~ i am in love with another vanagon

NE!L~

ford econoline super van

ford econoline super-van in white with blue flash

plus~ added graffiti

lots and lots of graffiti

bad tags and parking tickets ~ throw up

w/ slots !!!

somebody please get this pup-pup off the streets~

this momma needs a yard the doors thrown wide and a couple of skinny girls smoking bowls with their bathing suits pressed against the dog house

i wondered why the ass was so saggy and then i peeked into the back expecting to see street gypsy~ porn~ but all i saw was a motorcycle~ of course !

NE!L~ parked in the field !

chevrolet greenbrier

1961-1965 Sports van
from the looks of the orange impound sticker on the windshield it doesn't look like this little original sports-van isn't going to make it to the shop



i can just see this ride sitting next to some old guys garage soaking up the rain for decades

Toyota 4WD van



and this sweet potato goes out to Toby ~ drooooollll !!!

dodge coronet in perfect green. . . handicapped

 a coronet is supposed to be a small crown or ring of flowers. . .  this momma is neither

 more like a blade of grass slicing my throat

 parked down in rainier valley~ i took a whole lotta photos in the hope that i would get to meet the original owner~

 wearing a brown cardigan with a bushy white chops and faded finger tattoos

 pushing a shopping cart full of cupcakes and tall boy cans cartons of cigarets ~ ham sandwiches and some weird shit in his eye

 she never came out side~ she was probably watching me from behind the glass of storefronts and oxygen masks calling me names under wheezy breath

 while i waited in parking lots for visions of the late 1960's sparkle fade drift and blur~

 into the very nothingness of somebody else and their yesterdays crowned in memories~

but ! ain't that a sweet rearend !

too bad we all can't drive. . . the dream

NE!L~