Saturday, December 12, 2009

how to make your car worthless/ but not to me

pretend your from some weird dorked out future where robots drive family sedans with too many stickers
bolt a bunch of shit you found down in the industrial part of town, to the hood doors trunk


find some black flat spray paint~ it's the details that bring the whole project together

is that really a jet engine exhaust ?



stand back and admire your work and say~ fuck yeah~ watch your girlfriend run away~couch surf until your forty~ then man up and buy a van~ start over with a larger palate~ more freedom~ who cares what society says about automobile ownership and reverence
deface ~destroy ~defame~ everything we are Americans
those people you see in the malls and on TV shows their not Americans they smell too nice their cloths fit them, without holes and dust, they have nice shiny things and teeth
they don't do things to cars~ not like this~
they will never be anything but~ filler
n~




1 comment:

  1. what a strange find. does it get driven? Nice commentary on our dying society.
    el-mutante

    ReplyDelete