Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Chrysler Imperial 1963

 the only automobile found guilty of murder !  the Chrysler  Imperial four-door hardtop
 Banned in all fifty states ~ in any and all regional  V-8 demolition derby's ~ OUTLAWED !
 the axle crushing front end capable of destroying GMC dreams ~ heinously fucking up Ford's future plans~ the behemoth~ the dreadnaught~
 look out ! look out !  i can see the school children scrambling as grandma can barely contain this road boat~ no ! this road freighter~ drifting across double yellows ~thru wet summer lawns
 the word imperial imprinted upon squirrels, cats, dogs, possums, racoons and pedestrian alike unsegregated mayhem death and vehicular manslaughter
 i could fall off of cliffs within your powdery blue disasters love
 now looky at that fantastic script font~ wow
 a cannon barrel pointed at all of us losers~ in flame~ dropped along the road side ruin~
 the nickel chrome majestic wing spread eagles scream~  MOPAR !!! or no car !
 look at all that trunk acreage !
Oh, and this is where i am moving~ Surprise honey ! it's a Mini Winni !


Saturday, May 26, 2012

is there anything more bitch'n that a black 50's ford pick-up ? BLACK !

black and shinning with stock dog bowls

fat fenders flat windshield~ did i say black ?

love the narrow cab tall mirrors and lots of black

like goth/noir/westerns waiting to be written~ lived ~ stabbed /shot ~ exploded

Monday, May 14, 2012

Valiant Signet

 2 door hard top white and so simply perfect
i just wanna drive my grandma to the grocery store with her beside me~ screaming directions in my ear from across slide-y front bench seats~ in spanish ~ dressed in black ~ driving in chrome~


bluestar 1987 Vanagon in Orly blue

 if all of you mad crazed vanatics had seen this beauty driving around rummage sales on Saturday afternoons ~ you'd have professed lavish devotion and everlasting love
 and the driver was gorgeous too~ but look at all of this amazing 2 ND owner daily driver
 i wanted to buy yet another van ~ right there on the spot
 and a little moon roof ~ so adorable ~
 love it
 love it
love it~

you'll have to face it~ i am in love with another vanagon