Chrysler Imperial 1963

 the only automobile found guilty of murder !  the Chrysler  Imperial four-door hardtop

 Banned in all fifty states ~ in any and all regional  V-8 demolition derby's ~ OUTLAWED !

 the axle crushing front end capable of destroying GMC dreams ~ heinously fucking up Ford's future plans~ the behemoth~ the dreadnaught~

 look out ! look out !  i can see the school children scrambling as grandma can barely contain this road boat~ no ! this road freighter~ drifting across double yellows ~thru wet summer lawns

 the word imperial imprinted upon squirrels, cats, dogs, possums, racoons and pedestrian alike unsegregated mayhem death and vehicular manslaughter

 i could fall off of cliffs within your powdery blue disasters love

 now looky at that fantastic script font~ wow

 a cannon barrel pointed at all of us losers~ in flame~ dropped along the road side ruin~

 the nickel chrome majestic wing spread eagles scream~  MOPAR !!! or no car !

 look at all that trunk acreage !

Oh, and this is where i am moving~ Surprise honey ! it's a Mini Winni !

NE!L~

is there anything more bitch'n that a black 50's ford pick-up ? BLACK !

black and shinning with stock dog bowls

fat fenders flat windshield~ did i say black ?

love the narrow cab tall mirrors and lots of black

like goth/noir/westerns waiting to be written~ lived ~ stabbed /shot ~ exploded

Valiant Signet

 2 door hard top white and so simply perfect

i just wanna drive my grandma to the grocery store with her beside me~ screaming directions in my ear from across slide-y front bench seats~ in spanish ~ dressed in black ~ driving in chrome~

Cookie~

bluestar 1987 Vanagon in Orly blue

 if all of you mad crazed vanatics had seen this beauty driving around rummage sales on Saturday afternoons ~ you'd have professed lavish devotion and everlasting love

 and the driver was gorgeous too~ but look at all of this amazing 2 ND owner daily driver

 i wanted to buy yet another van ~ right there on the spot

 and a little moon roof ~ so adorable ~

 love it

 love it

love it~

you'll have to face it~ i am in love with another vanagon

NE!L~